[To the tune of Everything is Awesome]
Everything is awful, everything is shit when you’re under the Trump
Everything is awful, when you’re living in a dump
Everything is worse when we voted first
Some have said we are going to be sick of winning?
Rewind to beginning
So much hate, ‘round here to date, everyday is seriously the worst.
Everything is awful, everything is shit when you’re under the Trump
Everything is awful, when you’re living in a dump
Woo! 3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news? Everyone’s talkin’
Life is shit ‘cause everything is awful
Lost my job, there’s no opportunity
In the hospital with no immunity
I feel more awful than an awful waffle
Rip my body into fourteen pieces
Four years later mop up those pieces
Smellin like a caufle, everything is awful
Stepped in shit, got blue suede shoes
It’s awesome to win, but only know to lose
Everything is worse when we voted first
Some have said we are going to be sick of winning?
Rewind to beginning
So much hate, ‘round here to date, everyday is seriously the worst.
Everything is awful, everything is shit when you’re under the Trump
Everything is awful, when you’re living in a dump
Grey skies, rainy days, I just named some awful things
Fake news, Trump’s twittering
You know what’s awful? Everything!
Climate change, smoggy days
These are just some shitty ways
Brand new rigs drilling offshore
Awful ways Earth’s a whore
Trump, (Junior), Pence, they’re awful
Mitch, Ryan, NRA, they’re awful
Harvey, Cosby, Spacey, they’re awful
Everything you eat or drink’s not safe it’s awful
Everything is awful, everything is shit when you’re under the Trump
Everything is awful, when you’re living in a dump